Got the URL

No T&A in this post, I promise. My NFL blog can be found at thenewfan.blogspot.com. The name references my relative newness to football (as compared to baseball and basketball, which I've followed for 15 and 20 years, respectively). My second post, the AFC East preview, was supposed to be a page long and take <30 minutes to write. Oops. But that's typical of me. This should be fun.

The new nfl blog

Alright, it's time to start blogging about the NFL, which I have absolutely fallen in love with over the last three years. I'm basically declaring this blog dead - it's all personal anecdotes and I want to start a more impersonal, topic-based blog (maybe two or three, if I decide to do a software blog and a politics blog as well) - so I'm in the process of trying to find a name for the NFL blog. For me, the NFL is my daily distraction from work, so I thought I'd try out dailydistraction.blogspot.com. Unfortunately it's taken. Of course I have to go there to see what dickfore is using my incredible blog name. As I'm waiting for the blog to load, a thought pops into my head... "This had better not be some blog that hasn't been updated in 5 years." Well, not only has it not been updated in nearly four years, it only has one god-damn post on it! What's worse... well, here are the highlights of the blog titled (tittled?) "I wanna shag my workmate":

"You see, I'm a t*t-man, and all I think about is getting my hands on her t*tties and getting her naked in bed and going down on her. "

"Gotta admit, part of my "naughty" side wanted to wait around til after she got off work and hide outside, throw her up against her car, bend her over the hood of her car and shove my c*ck up inside her so far that I knocked the taste out of her mouth."

"On my way home I couldn't get her (and her two friends) off my mind (or my c*ck), so I took out my c*ck, while driving on the road and about 80 mph and wacked (sic) off while I thought about my earlier mentioned fantasy."

God damnit, John, you are such a jack-ass.... Alright, time to come up with some new clever name. Seriously, why couldn't this guy have picked dailyImatoolandcantpickupchicks.blogspot.com . Asshole.